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Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Data Storage, 50 Years Later

It's interesting to watch the progression of technology as it relates to the size of gadgets. The ubiquitous cliché that electronics shrink in physical size while exploding in capacity and performance has been with us since the transistor radio of the 1960's, but nowhere else is this better exemplified than what's going on in the storage device market.

I'm in the market to upgrade the storage in my PDA phone to allow me to carry hundreds of songs, pictures and even movies....on my phone. No, I don't need to carry movies or music on my phone, it's just a hobby of mine. Anyway, while googling "miniSD cards", the kind my phone takes, I discovered a new kind of storage card out there -- the "microSD", which is even smaller than the tiny miniSD cards that have been on the market for a while now. I understand that SanDisk has recently created, unbelievably, an 8GB microSD card. To put this in perspective, I wanted to reach back to the earliest example I could find of a commercially viable storage device. Turns out IBM was the first to produce and market such a machine fifty years ago, called the 305 RAMAC. The 305 RAMAC had a storage capacity of 5MB (megabytes, not gigabytes), was the size of a 5' tall, 6' wide cabinet, and weighted over a ton. Literally, a ton. That's around 2,200 lbs. Try getting that in the overhead on a plane.

Let's take a closer look.

The IBM 305 RAMAC hard drive:


The SanDisk 8GB microSD card:


.....that picture really doesn't do the microSD card justice. I couldn't find a pictue of someone holding the new 8GB card, but the physical dimensions are exactly the same as this state-of-the-art (for its time) 128MB microSD card from a few years ago:



50 years of progress. It's staggering. Where will we be in 50 more years? In 15? Is progress only measured in how small our electronics are? Or what functions they can perform? It's both, really. That IBM 5MB 1 ton hard drive would never be able to play an mp3 file of a 4MB Buddy Holly song recorded at about the same time, even if you could hypothetically connect it to a modern media player like iTunes or Windows Media Player. The explosion of technology isn't happening in a linear fashion, it's exponential. The speed of progress is accelerating at unbelievable speeds, the amount of data being created, exchanged, and stored is likewise growing exponentially, and market demand is fuelling this acceleration. The takeaway is this: fifty or even fifteen years from now we can't imagine how our lives will be changed by this technological evolution, or revolution depending on how you look at it.

When IBM shipped it's first 305 RAMAC it could have pushed storage to 10MB, but they chose not to. The marketing department felt they would be unable to sell a machine with such a massive amount of storage -- how could anyone ever use more than 5MB?

Food for thought.

PS
Found this gem from the late 1960's about a few of the conveniences a 'home computer' might bring to the average American family. The hardware of the time may have been antiquated compared to today's standards, but this is clear evidence that some very visionary minds were strikingly accurate. Imagine that, in the late 60's, someone had talked about shopping 'from home', or exchanging 'electronic correspondence with anyone around the world, instantly'. You'd surely raise some skeptical eyebrows. Wonder what the far-out thinkers are saying today about the world of 2047...

Sunday, November 25, 2007

Honda Clarity: A Technologically Geopolitical, Environmentally Conscious, Patriotic Discussion. Feel free to join in.

My brothers (Jim my brother for 35 years and Dan my brother in law for 6 years, friend for 13) exchanged a spirited and thoroughly interesting thread of emails recently regarding a new hydrogen powered car from Honda called the Clarity. I emailed to them a link to two videos about the car, and after re-reading the conversation between the three of us thought it would be interesting to share with others. I'm fascinated at how each of us were individually drawn into blended discussions of politics, technology, and environmental responsibility.....about a CAR. I think this is an example of how technology can be more than just machines and silicone chips to make our lives 'better'. Technology has and will continue to play an ever increasing role in everything we humans discuss, create, enjoy, ignore, revile, and worship. It will permeate not only our garages, kitchens and offices but our political soap boxes and likely our religious pulpits. Technology is part of our human condition, and part of our evolution as an advanced species.

Ahem. Sorry, back to the discussion. My soap box can be an intoxicating place to stand at times.

Rather than forward - spam like - to my entire gmail address book I'm posting the conversation here with an open invitation to all: whether you know me or my family or are a stranger who stumbled into this blog by accident, feel free to read, enjoy, and if the spirit moves you join in with your comments.

Entire email exchange, unedited.

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Subject: Honda Clarity (Hydrogen car)
From: Bill Voigt Fri, Nov 23, 2007 at 5:45 PM
To: James Voigt, Daniel Rucci Yahoo

Guys

Jim, I know you're way into alternative energy, low environmental impact products, etc.
Dan, I know you're also into these things, plus the technology of this new Honda (next Summer, '08) is almost beyond state of the art, and will be for sale shortly.

Check out the two videos at a website I frequent, they give a lot of information of interest.

http://www.vtec.net/news/news-item?news_item_id=722888

Enjoy.
B


From: Jim Voigt Sat, Nov 24, 2007 at 7:09 AM
To: Bill Voigt, Daniel Rucci Yahoo

This car is extremely cool. Unfortunately, it will only be available in two metropolitan areas of Southern California starting in the summer of 2008. They are currently developing a home refeuling station which would make widespread distribution possible.

The other bummer is that you cannot buy one. They are only available for lease at $600 per month. Seems like alot, but that does include your standard collision and liability insurance for some reason. Curious as to why they did that. Maybe insurance companies are hesitant to insure the new techbology?

My favorite thing about this: Zero gasoline. If we were to wake up tomorrow with absolutely no infrastructure for fuel in place and had to decide which form of energy to use, would we even consider oil? No way. It has to be shipped all over the world, processed, re-processed, etc. etc. etc. It's a completely crazy form of energy that is only used because we have so much invested in it already.

I love this car and will buy it, or something like it, when they become available in the Midwest.

The only thing that scares me is that the rollout of this car is exactly like the EV1 back in the 80s. Only available in Southern Cal. Only available for lease. But it was a GREAT electric car, perfectly suited for daily commuters. One night out of nowhere, GM pulled the car, cancelled all the leases, and literally destroyed every one of those cars. The assumption is that they buckled under huge pressure from the oil companies.

So obviously for alot of reasons, the oil companies have way too much influence on our daily lives. What frustrates me is that people only argue this on an environmental level. Yes, oil is bad for the environment. But look at the havoc it is currently wreaking on our economy. And I believe it to be a threat to our national security. I know there are all sorts of reasons that we are fighting a war in Iraq right now. But would we be there if there was no oil in that region of the world? Even if we cast off the extreme "blood for oil" perspective, how would terrorists go about funding themselves without oil?

If oil were worth nothing, how would our global climate change on all levels: political, environmental, diplomatic, economic, philanthropic, and so on?

This car is a piece of that answer. I think what we need to do is let Honda know that we are interesting in it, and that it would be worth their time to invest in an infrastructure here in the Midwest. Will they do so based off of one letter? No. But it's a start. They made a bold move by creating the car. The least we can do is take the time to write a letter.

Sorry for the impromptu sermon.

See ya,

JDV


From: Bill Voigt Sat, Nov 24, 2007 at 9:44 AM
To: Jim Voigt

Good point about the iron fist of the oil companies, but -- the EV1 was one car among a sea of traditional gas burning cars with little or no real exposure to the general public. Put another way, it was ahead of its time. I do think Big Oil had a lot to do with shutting that car down, but now that Hybrids are the flavor of the month and companies are advertising their "greenness" more and more as part of a larger global PR "environmental responsibility" angle, now may just be the time to move forward, as evidenced by some of BP's marketing of the past couple of years or so. After all, they had been known as "BP -- British Petroleum" for something like 70 years, then all of a sudden they're now called "BP - Beyond Petroleum". That speaks volumes in my mind, they (and most likely other oil companies) are sensing that these environmental folks aren't a few hundred wackos on the West Coast blathering on that the demise of the planet is imminent unless they have a zero emission, zero fuel car. No. In fact, it's places like Middle America that are fueling (pun intended) the drive away from oil.

And the war on terror may have a lot to do with this. You nailed it when you said these fringe radical Islamic groups get a ton of their dough from oil revenues, and that makes me sick. Even though patriotism appears to have waned significantly since 9/11, a lot of us would relish the chance to present a big American middle finger in the face of groups and governments that are using oil profits to harm us. I'm thinking specifically of the stories of the Ayatollahs, when voting a few years ago to expand Iran's nuclear program, standing in their Parliament loudly declaring "DEATH TO AMERICA!" as they voted for nuclear 'energy'. Iranian oil funds a lot of that, I'm sure.

Anyway, aside from politics, Big Oil and the EV1, I think this car has got some real traction. 130 equivalent horsepower, that's basically like my 2003 Civic, and about a zillion people are more than satisfied with that amount of power. And I have to say, the 'valet factor' of pulling up in a hydrogen car will play a big part in this marketing, mark my words. The car 'to have' in Hollywood a few years ago was the Prius (or as some in Southpark, CO spell it, "Pious"), and these were not only left wing blow hard stars like Leo DeCaprio, but also a lot of rich folks who want to feel like they're helping the planet, even if they're driving two blocks to the Starbucks for a $4.50 latte in a biodegradable cup that they'll toss in their garbage along with that season's out of style wardrobe. Lexus is apparently selling quite a lot of their luxury hybrids to these folks, because let's face it -- the Prius is a small car, no leather, no real mahogany woodgrain steering wheel and dash inserts -- how can folks survive on less?

So my point is, the Honda may just spark the next wave of "look at me!" hysteria among the environmentally pious, the way they did with the Hybrid back in the mid-90's when everyone said "you can never sell a hybrid car that people will actually want".

Hm. Maybe I should copy and paste this conversation as a blog entry at technicalllythinking.

Hope you, Becca and Lisa are doing well -- keep us posted with those blog entries on Lisa's condition! And give young Becca a hug.

Bill



From: Daniel Rucci Sat, Nov 24, 2007 at 10:05 AM
To: Jim Voigt
Cc: Bill Voigt

Jim & Bill,

What an amazing piece of conversation this is. I had to chime in because there is so much in your letter, Jim, that fired me up. First of all I completely feel the same way you do about this geopolitical terrorism and wars and oil thing. Obviously they're so intertwined and I find it SO completely awesomely amazing that the environmental global warming issue is really becoming our mainstream culture now, in 2007. Clearly that environmental push has been going on since before the 70's but I feel like 2007 was the big year for it. I think Al Gore's movie was just a huge screaming voice that people finally are hearing, even though other people have dedicated their lives to it for decades, and as much credit as people want to take from him, it really doesn't matter, this is a monstrosity of a main-stream issue now.

Here we are, poised on the edge of what should be an immediate and sweeping revolution in our world, our economy, our lives. Think about it, if capitalism had no influence on the course of things we would make an immediate and sweeping change in everything we do. Fossil fuels would go out the window immediately, now that we know global warming is real and our dependence on foreign oil has EVERYTHING to do with our national security. But alas we cannot seem to make immediate sweeping change. And for this you could blame anything and everyone, George Bush for leading our country, our complacency as fat americans with an entitlement society and a severe lack of struggle, strife, world war, starvation, and depression during our era of life.

PHEW this is getting heavy. Let me pull back here and focus on the topic at hand, because I'm sure I could go on for pages about Geopolitics and culture and change and time...

The Clarity.

I

Love

Technology.

Watching one of these generations of technology get smaller and better and faster and cheaper is like watching any one of them. Compression codecs, computers, portable goods, cars, appliances, phones, it's all the same and all intertwined. Technology is still accelerating at the same speed it was when the industrial revolution started. There's no doubt. We have so much more to do.

The issue here is voltage. Literally. Voltage is potential, stored potential, the difference in energy between one place and another. This is what a battery is, it's a little two-cell box with the ability to connect the two cells (+/-) and make things move because of the push. Gasoline has an analogy to voltage in it. It is a liquid, and when it explodes it makes polluted air. That's the two little cells in gasoline. the change, the connection between those two sides of a battery, or gasoline is what makes it stored energy. Right now we go to the gas station to get our voltage. We, all of us, pay a little money in to the system, the system gives us a wad of voltage (gasoline).

The Clarity is simply an advancement in technology that allows us to do the same exact thing, but without the puff of polluted air. Hydrogen is clearly the wave of the future because we just cannot let go of our capitalism. In the 80's the gas people were not ready for the EV1. Yeah, I think you're right that GM buckled under the pressure. But now almost 30 years later I KNOW the gas companies are preparing for the coming revolution, that's why we have hydrogen power coming, and not electric. Because the Gas companies that have this huge infrastructure of distributing liquid fuel to refueling stations have the same basic paradigm to follow, with simply a different fuel and some technical/logistical things here and there, they're going to be behind this hydrogen issue. They can reasonably charge the same amount as gas for hydrogen, shit possibly more if they argue that the tankers need to be insulated or whatever.

Maybe: Home refueling stations will oust gas stations. Gas stations will become like cigarettes and slowly get taxed out of our economy.

Interesting: Hydrogen requires two things: pure water and electricity. This is how we might have home fueling stations. We still suck off the teat of the power companies and our waste becomes nuclear waste instead of polluted air. We need to convert our electric infrastructure over to nuclear so that we're not just moving the pollution into concentrated coal-fired power plants. How interesting that water is already becoming a hot commodity. Maybe these gas companies are conspiring to make water a more expensive natural resource so that they can capitalize on shipping purified water for home hydrogen fueling stations? UGH! I hate starting to think this way. But anyway, our home water source and SOLAR PANELS ON THE ROOF are enough to make it happen!!! This is fantastic.

God can we not drop our complete dependence on capitalism in this country? No way we just cannot. Our government would never allow it. It's part of the reason I support less mainstream more revolutionary candidates who are willing to say the scary stuff.

Another huge thing here, solar panels. HELLO? Is anyone else realizing that solar is going to be huge. Also other alternative ways of creating energy, like wave/tidal power and wind and all these ways that the rotation of the earth and moon phases just naturally create energy we can harness easily, just with the advancement of inventions and technology.

Clearly we are about to undergo and environmental revolution here, boys. I can assure you that capitalism, democracy, and the middle east will make sure that it happens VERY VERY slowly. This is my only concern. The rest of my feelings are absolute calm confident reassurance that it is going to happen. It's just going to take a few generations. You'll see.

-Daniel





From: Bill Voigt Sat, Nov 24, 2007 at 2:25 PM
To: Daniel Rucci Yahoo, James Voigt

Jim and Dan, I'd like to post this email thread as it appears here on my little technology blog. Before I do, can I have your respective permissions?

Thanks guys, good talk.
B


From: Daniel Rucci Sat, Nov 24, 2007 at 2:51 PM
To: Bill Voigt
Cc: James Voigt

post at will


-Daniel



From: Jim Voigt Sat, Nov 24, 2007 at 4:06 PM
To: Bill Voigt

Yep.


From: Jim Voigt Sat, Nov 24, 2007 at 4:16 PM
To: Daniel Rucci
Cc: Bill Voigt

Dan,

Just to be clear, I think we're on a different page regarding global warming. I do think that the earth is warming, but I am not convinced that it has anything to do with our conduct as humans. I also think the argument is dangerous from an environmental standpoint. Here's why:

Environmentalists are famous for trying to "shake the world awake" at the damage we're doing to the planet. Sometimes this is successful, as in the book "Silent Spring" many years ago. But often, the movement saddles itself to pseudoscientific "proof" that ultimately is disproved (at least in the common perception, which it was matters) and then all the goals attached to that proof go out the window. This is unfortunate. Because the goals of the environmental movement are lofty goals that do nothing to harm us other than tighten our wallets a bit. So we often lose out on these goals when they are advocated along with data that proves to be shakey.

I think global warming is a similar situation. Some people argue that the earth is not warming at all. I disagree. But those who argue that it is warming, but is doing so on a completely on its own as a natural cycle of warming and cooling make a compelling argument. Remember that the same groups that are crying wolf now about global warming were crying wolf about global COOLING only a few decades ago.

So even if they are right and humans are to blame for global warming, what happens to everything the environmentalists tell us to do once they are disproved? Suddenly, once we've concluded (rightly or wrongly, it makes no difference) that global warming is NOT our fault, then everything we were doing to prevent or reverse it goes out the window as superfluous.

But the goals of reducing our emissions, energy consumption, increasing use of renewable energy, recycling, and so on are GOOD GOALS even if they do nothing to slow or prevent global warming.

So my concern is that the environmentalists are at it again: focus every ounce of energy on one single topic that you perceive to be your "smoking gun" in the honest belief that it is certain to finally change the world's perspective on caring for the environment.

Lofty goal. Good goal. One problem: disprove the smoking gun, and you eliminate the need for any of the other changes. And it is always easy to disprove the smoking gun, no matter what it happens to be this time around.

So do this: serve up a need for environmental change in a forum that everyone can understand: national security. Terrorists are funded by wealthy nations. Those nations, in large part, are funded by the oil business. We are literally placing weapons into the hands of our adversary every time we fill up the tank.

No potentially disprovable environemental data there. Get off oil. Now. It's a matter of national security. It almost sounds like a Harrison Ford movie.

I like this new car because I like to care for the environment. I recycle even though we aren't required to. I started a paper recycling and re-use program at our office. Stuff like that. But most people don't care about that.

We can do what environmentalists have done for decades: Try to make people care. It fails every time.

Or we can pitch the need for change, and do so honestly, in an entirely different forum: Politics and national security.

Let's face it: If there is one thing we've learned from the last two elections is that the left can be as correct as the day is long, and still find a way to drive their argument into the ground and lose. This argument is too critical to risk being lost by an organization that clearly lacks the tactical and strategic skills to win an election. Hell, there's a chance they may even lose the next election too.

So let's get this out of the environmental argument category, which is a purely left-wing agenda, and into the only category of politics that is genuinely non-partisan: National defense. Let's get it done. Let's make some change. Let's pitch it to Congress and the executive branch in such a way that to ignore the argument would be tantamount to treason. Try getting elected when you back an industry that is literally putting our nation at risk.

Suddenly those millions from the oil companies don't look quite as lucrative.

JDV



From: Daniel Rucci Sat, Nov 24, 2007 at 4:41 PM
To: Jim Voigt
Cc: Bill Voigt

Jim,

Interesting point and approach. Indeed as much as we've both heard about global warming, being a natural cycle or a man-made disaster, at present there seems to be more than one school of thought for it. And I suppose it doesn't really matter how you approach it as long as we're both going for the same goal, then it's a great idea.

Unfortunately I think your approach still paves the way for unregulated pollution of streams, rivers, chemical air pollution from refining. Our dependency on oil is not the same as dependency on FOREIGN oil, and this opens up a whole world of issues like drilling in ANWR and the like. Hydrogen seems a long way to go when you consider that we have billions of gallons of oil underneath our own country. I doubt you'd like the US to rip open every square acre of forest preserve with oil derricks, ay?

Clearly there is more to it than this, wouldn't you say?

Either way, when we are off foreign oil completely, there still may be terrorism. These muslim extremists arent talking about oil as much as they're talking about the destruction of our way of life, equality for women, and other insanities. On the other hand when we're off any kind of oil completely there will still be nuclear pollution and it may take centuries to reverse the warming we've caused. We're really screwed either way

In a few years you and the rest of the world may start to be convinced that global warming (on the scale we're going to see in the next 20 years) is undeniably scientifically proven to be man-made and not a natural cycle (I firmly believe this to be true). Then you might realize that it's STILL in our national security interest to prevent it, because global warming will cause changes in weather patterns, global flooding, intense hurricanes, etc... Changes that our infrastructure cannot handle and will cause chaos worldwide, threatening our national security, which I take hand-in-hand with our national safety like food supply, water availability, "acts of god" and the like.

There is good here. I honestly wish more politicians could tout the common goals we're talking about. No matter what reason you think we need 0-emission cars.... we NEED 0-emission cars! Someone should realize that there are a few major things we can do that both sides of the congressional aisles would agree to, even if for different reasons! You see what I mean? Whoever wins this election is going to hopefully realize this and make PROGRESS in that regard because there are common goals, albeit for different reasons, but someone should focus on those goals. Gosh, it makes so much sense to me.

I'm very positive and hopeful in the approach to all this in the coming years. And I agree with you that the left does screw things up (Case in point: Pelosi arguing the armenian genocide, overspending) sometimes. I also think the right does the same thing (focusing on divisive cultural issues, overspending) sometimes too.

Yes we need to figure out our cultural issues, abortion, gay marriage, all that stuff that hangs in the balance. But it would be nice to get someone into office who wants to spend the majority of his/her time in office focusing on the things we agree on, and have four years of positive movement as the culture wars battle themselves out. Appoint moderate middle-of-the-road judges to wage constitutional judgement, not partisan or religious judgment. Etc..

-Daniel


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Monday, October 01, 2007

I'm Finally Cool



Drumroll, please. I've gone and done it. I've held my breath, pinched my nose and jumped in the deep, smelly end of the internet. This weekend I have joined the rest of the kids at the cool lunch table -- myspace. I'm not really sure yet what the immense attraction is to this social networking phenomenon, but I'm all ears...er, eyes. Whatever. You can check me out here. I am quite sure I'm the oldest person in this intense, high speed cyber world of bravado, tall tales, promiscous sexuality and egos the size of Jovian planets puncuated by mysterious acronyms, emoticons, hyperactive and glitzy animated greetings to one another, and of course -- the ubiquitous BlinkingBouncingSparklingSpeaking banner ads which hover over us all, every minute of every day begging us to click on their colorful plumes, titilating us with smooth sales pitches like snake oil salesmen of the late 19th century.

For now I'm calling this a scientific experimental journey into the heart of the New Online World. Apparently this is a place where friendships are made and broken, relationships hatched and shattered, and gossip runs rampant. All this, and it's not uncommon for people to never actually see the face or hear the voice of the people with whom they're so intimately involved with.

Wish me luck.

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

A Step Back



Work.
Since April I've been commuting to the East Coast, the only contract job I could find in the little corner of the SAP consulting field I've carved out for myself. Airports, rental cars, hotel rooms, take out sushi week after week -- wash, repeat. Back home on Thursday night (if my flight isn't canceled), my favorite few minutes begin as I turn the corner onto my quiet little cul de sac, see my house straight ahead all lit up, walk in through my front door and see Paula's smiling face. I never knew how important a routine, daily kiss hello or goodbye was until it was impossible. Dorothy was right, there's no place like home.

Stress.
Meetings, bills, deadlines, red tape, paperwork. The same stuff everyone deals with, noteworthy only because this is my blog so I have a license to complain at will.

Politics.
The US Presidential Election is over a year away, and already the candidates are thrashing around the dogfighting ring of debate stages, school gymnasiums, and small town coffee shops with the CNN crew perched two booths down snarling and drooling in some sort of grotesque, macabre waltz of shock and awe, clawing at each other voraciously; whoever can tear the most flesh off his (or her) fellow opponents goes the spoils. The infotainment industry, hungry for blood shakes and rattles the cage in all of our living rooms, whipping us lemmings into a rage against anyone who thinks differently than we do.

The World.
Massive corporate conglomerates beg and entice us endlessly to buy more things, borrow more money, eat more garbage and take more allergy remedies. They coo sweetly from TV screens, computer web pages, car radios, billboards, magazines -- everywhere, every minute of every day. Religious fanatics who believe God personally instructs their every move preach intolerance towards anyone different than they are, plant bombs along roads to kill others, fly airplanes into buildings and wage war on evildoers.

It's time for me to stop. Take a step back. What does all this mean? What is the effect of all we're doing to ourselves? To each other? Does anything we do have any impact at all, or is that missing the point? In the grand scheme of the universe, of everything that was, is and will be -- we make hardly a difference, even the most powerful among us.

And maybe that's the point.

We're all here, together. It's one world. We are all human. Today, more than ever, we have the ability to do such wonderful things for each other, or such terrible harm. The dichotomy of those two halves of our modern existence is as fragile as a soap bubble. Most of us will live and die without making so much as a tiny ripple in the fabric of the universe; somehow, that's immensely comforting to me. I can't change the world, but I can change myself.

Maybe the first step is a step back.

Thursday, March 29, 2007

BREAKING NEWS! It's official: I'm old.

Wow. Apparently there's been a movement of sadness and disconnect from older generations afoot seeping its way into mainstream white bread suburbia. Predictably, I've completely missed the boat. Characterized by weighty, sad lyrics, fast almost punk-like tempos, the fuel for the movement is music, an age old representative medium for generations of disconnected youth rebelling against all that is "old". If you're not already in the know...or have the "DL"...or whatever the word is, the movement/trend/whatever (pronounced "whatEVER") is called "emo". I've done a pretty good job over the years to feebly hold tight my grasp of youth by at least keeping track of the latest trends, fashions, music styles, and so on -- but this one slipped right past my weary old (<---operative word) eyes.

That's right, I'm old. I'm not far enough gone to use words like whipper-snapper or pull my pants 3/4 of the way up my torso just yet, but dang it -- I just don't understand kids today.

Out of curiosity, I conducted some high level research (*ahem* google) on this phenomenon that has historically been pretty much under ground for a very long time now, only recently transcending into general pop culture (*ahem* suburbia). There is, of course, a veritable buffet of popular bands that appeal to sad and depressed legions of emo kids, as they're known.

Panic! At The Disco (yes, that's one band name)
Fall Out Boy
Dashboard Confessional
Sunny Day Real Estate
New Found Glory


.....and so on, and so on.

The names of these bands are often upbeat and trendy, yet their lyrics -- which often cut deep into the tortured souls of the emo who suffer so greatly in the well groomed and generously funded halls of their high schools and in the broadband internet/IM/myspace equipped bedrooms of their comfortable two story colonial homes and McMansions where they are senselessly and mercilessly imprisoned -- are forlorn, foreign and somehow intriguing in a sort of....depressing way...which apparently is precisely the point.

I know I can't be the only one caught by surprise here, so in the spirit of sharing I'll enlighten/warn anyone...er, any old person who happens to stumble across my blog. Blatantly plagiarized from another site, I present to you....emo.

How to spot an emo kid:

Sometimes, you'll be at a party sipping on a frosty beverage and talking with a few people that are standing around the same area as yourself and you'll turn to someone new.

"Hey," you'll say.
"Uh," he'll grunt.
"Did you see that football game this weekend?"
"Uh, I don't WATCH football."
That was a little weird. Still, you'll persist.
"Um, OK. Well, I just got the new Clap Your Hands Say Yeah album, and..."
"I've been listening to a lot of My Chemical Romance."

Then it hits you. Holy crap, I've been talking to an emo kid!

At least with Goth kids, you can spot them from a mile away. But for the emo kids, it can sometimes be a little difficult to figure out who they are, and you can get ambushed into a conversation about Panic! At The Disco.

So, to ease your mind, here are a few easy ways that you can spot an emo kid from a mile away.

1. His hair covers one of his eyes. Not both of his eyes, or you've got a hippie on your hands. Emo kids like to only see half the world, because it's sadder that way. They'll often have horrendous looking hair that serves a dual purpose; blocking out half of their vision and making them look like huge tools.

2. His shoes are chucks, and some thing's drawn on them. Not the peace sign; emo kids don't care about the world outside of their own tortured souls enough to promote peace. That would be hippies again, and if you were dealing with a hippie, you'd have smelled him by now. No, an emo kid will have a word drawn in block letters like PAIN or a picture of a broken heart.

3. He's looking at the ground. Don't try to look at the ground with them; there's nothing there. They're staring at the torn and tattered fragments of their own souls, or maybe their broken and battered self esteem. To the rest of us, though, it'll just look like tile.

4. He's drinking wine. Unless it's new year's eve or you're celebrating something of equal magnitude, no dude should be caught with wine at a party. Emo kids forgo this rule; they don't like the taste of beer, because they aren't real men, and they like anything that resembles blood because it's depressing. Bonus emo points if he's drinking it from a fancy glass.

5. He's crying. Emo kids will always be crying about a girlfriend, a girl they want as their girlfriend, the new Dashboard album, or something to that very sad effect.In fact, it's very rare for emo kids to have enough self esteem that they can make it through a commercial break of a sad, sad TV show without crying. They cry when their favorite bands come out with new albums and they cry when they're happy. Emo kids live on tears, they same way that bears live on fish.

If you spot an emo kid, make no sudden movements; they'll try to explain their passion for crappy music to you if they notice you're interested in them. Instead, just wander to another corner of the party and don't talk to him. Eventually, he'll cry and leave, and you'll be glad you spotted him when you did.


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Well, there you have it. Print this out and keep it as a handy reference, especially at parties.

Finally, as a sort of old-person rebellion of my own, I want to give something back to the emo community at large. Here's a happy smiley face to cheer up all those emo kids listening to their fast tempo sad music on the iPod their parents gave them for Christmas last year, which of course was the wrong color:

>8 ^ )

Monday, February 26, 2007

I Need A Vacation



Technology is great. It's what makes it possible for me to check (ranked in order of importance) the weather, my email, the latest news about Britney's shaved head, world affairs and US politics. Anyone who knows me knows that I'm an avid technologist. I'm nuts about it, to be honest. I recently slipped on some ice and very painfully blew out my knee fracturing my patella. I was frustrated and crabby because of my inherent lack of mobility but excited about the prospect of having an MRI.

Huh? Excited about being strapped to a gurney and drawn into a ridiculously huge magnet so images can be taken of my leg's insides by magnetic resonance? Something is clearly way off kilter here. Don't get me wrong, MRI's are really cool machines, but the fact that this excited me was troubling. As I lay perfectly still in the machine for forty minutes trying very, very hard not to budge my leg even a tiny fraction of an inch for fear of blurring the detailed image which would force another forty minute session it hit me: as impressive as MRI technology is, the experience was nevertheless lackluster. See, lately I've been feeling what can be best described as technology fatigue. Imagine eating chocolate cake with extra frosting for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Good, delicious at first, but tiresome after a while. My appetite for gadgets, the latest software and the best computer hardware is showing some early signs of waning. I wanted the technological nutritional equivalent of asparagus and broccoli, but regardless of what high tech toys I researched, daydreamed about and used day after day, I just couldn't seem to satisfy the craving. That's not to say I want to heave my computers, iPod and mobile phone out the window any time soon. No, it means I'm starting to realize that I want to connect to something that doesn't require a power outlet, rechargeable batteries or a built in WiFi antenna; something that existed way before I ever did.

Something that existed way before any of us did.


So, with these thoughts in mind I opened my mind to all possibilities. Saturday night Paula and I were deep in conversation while we lounged in the living room with one of my favorite programs playing in the background on TV -- "Sunrise Earth". As good as the conversation was, I was drawn to the crisp, high definition images on the screen. This week's one hour episode was video shot of the sunrise over Yosemite. Part of the show's appeal is the minimalist visual editing and superb sound reproduction. Most of us are accustomed to being assaulted within seconds of pressing the power button of our TV remotes by blaring ads, booming voices of announcers, and strobe-like graphics selling us everything from the latest toothpaste brand to sound bite politics to the truly unreal: reality TV. Sunrise Earth in contrast is far more simple -- the producers position a few video cameras in remote natural locations and press record (via satellite uplink a thousand miles away) while it's still dark, an hour before sunrise. They have sensitive pro-grade sound recording equipment set up to record the sounds of nature -- the distant roar of a waterfall, the morning songs of birds, the rustle of wind through leaves, the clicking and faint buzzing of insects. At the end of the hour, viewers get a sense of what it's like to wake up in Yosemite, watching the sun rise with no human beings around for miles and miles. Watching on a big screen in high definition, it was almost like being there.

Almost.

What occurred to me is that while I was drawn to the idea of being still and experiencing the awesome grandeur of nature minus the ubiquitous cell phone ring tone chirps, beeps, buzzes and other sounds that connect us electronically and wirelessly with the rest of our fellow human beings, I was nevertheless far from any semblance of true nature. I realized that I long, even yearn to be connected, if even for a few days, to nature and disconnected from all technology. For a guy who dedicated his little blog to the joys, pleasures and blissful wonder of technology, this was tantamount to blasphemy. It was also a genuine leap of faith just to think the thought.

After sleeping on this idea for a couple of days, I'm now seriously considering taking a true vacation when the weather is warmer. This vacation won't be my usual affair consisting of hotel rooms, night life, rental cars, swimming pools, or even the powdery sand of a public beach or sparkling deck of a state of the art cruise ship. No, instead, I want to disappear into nature. I want to see the sky the way it was a thousand years ago; scratch that -- a million years ago. I want to eat, drink, sleep and live for at least a few days away from everyone, and every thing that fills up my days.

Okay, okay. I can probably guess what you're thinking -- "Yea, right. No technology for a whole week? That'll last about two hours." Truth be told I will be leveraging the convenience of at least a few pieces of rudimentary technology, like a decent tent and sleeping bag, and maybe my hand held GPS unit in case I'm truly lost. I'm not a glutton for punishment, after all. But the spirit of my pilgrimage (which is, come to think of it, a far more fitting adjective than vacation) will be to connect with nature, to the Earth, which I hope will through some sort of natural metaphysical osmosis help me to connect to myself, if that makes any sense at all.



I don't know at this point when or where I'll end up, but I do know that it will happen, I can feel it. And when I return, I'm confident I'll be eager to fire up my cornucopia of technological wizardry and write all about it here on my blog.